On Brassica Oleracea they wait.
On earth hapless, festive fools prepare;
Oblivious to the perils of ‘The Boiling’:
Its pungent, noxious cloud crumbling earth’s already withering defences.
Paving the way for invasion.
These 33 words form my entry into the Trifextra 98 challenge. The Trifecta editors asked us to write a humorous, festive themed story. I hope you enjoy what I came up with.